A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My
hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them sh__ in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird sh__."
"It was my first day with the hook."
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A w/s repairman consulted his doctor and was told he was overweight and far too heavy.The w/s repairman not happy with this verdict told the doctor he wanted a second opinion. OK , the doctor replied , you're UGLY too !!
A w/s repairman consulted his doctor and was told he was overweight and far too heavy.The w/s repairman not happy with this verdict told the doctor he wanted a second opinion. OK , the doctor replied , you're UGLY too !!
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