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> Idiot Sightings!!!! Be careful, be v-e-r-y careful....
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> IDIOT SIGHTING : My husband and I had to have the garage door repaired. The
> Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a
> "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that
> we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook
> his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2
> was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two."
> We haven't used Sears repair since.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new
> neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the
> removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many
> deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place
> for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS
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> IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell
> and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal
> lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef?
> Yep...From Kansas City !
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> IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
> airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without
> your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how
> would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
> Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING : The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to
> cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker
> of mine . She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it
> signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What
> on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
> She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
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> IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker:
> She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented
> cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word
> was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer- in-the-headlights
> stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING : I work with an individual who plugged her power strip
> back into itself, and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her
> system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office
> no less.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING : When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealer-
> ship to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went
> to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock
> the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively
> tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced
> to the technician, "Its open!" His reply, "I know - I already got that side."
> This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi !
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> STAY ALERT!
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> They walk among us, they REPRODUCE !!!
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