Re: HELP getting work!!
Posted: January 25th, 2008, 9:11 pm
I pull into any dealer of my choice.
I Walk the lot and find the most cherry break on the nicest, latest model car you can find.
I Note the make, model ,year and stock number.
I Walk in and ask to speak to the used car manager.
I introduce myself.
I tell him I need to show him something as I turn around.
I walk out the door.
He follows me like a puppy.
I point out the break on the car glass and tell him I am going to fix it for him.
He tells me he has someone that he has been using since 2000bc.
I say, I understand and hes very good at what he does, I seen his work while I walked your lot and found this one.
I will not charge you anything and fix it for you at no cost just to show you this, its really cool!
He caves in and gives me the ok.
Before he can think about what just hit him, I show up back in the show room in 5 minutes.
He asks me what I need.
I say,I dont need anything, I just want to show you my work.
He says YOUR DONE?
SMILING ear to ear, I say yes.
He walks out to see for himself.
I walk behind him chuckling under my breath.
He say where was it, I cant find it.
I say thank you, that is the best compliment I can recieve, as I tell him, if you cant find it, I will have to charge you for pointing it out!
He asks me what I charge.
I tell him.
He says, give me one of your cards I will call you.
I say sure, as I point to my clip board and point out the list I made.
At this point he asks me if I want a job selling cars for him but hes too late, when he turns around he finds me 3 cars down the row pointing out another one.
I show him all of them.
He says, what if you break one?
I say nothing and hand him a check made out to his dealership for $300.00 for glass replacement cost.
He looks at me as I put him sound to sleep and says the keys are on the board in the office.
I tell him a joke.
He laughs.
I try not to feel sorry for the other glass techs I put out of buisness.
I thank my maker
I keep my $300.00 check.
I walk out of there with a $300.00 P.O.
I drive off on my goldwing motorcycle with tunes playing.
I reflect.
I want to give myself a raise.
I walk into a busy service dept and I.......................................
I Walk the lot and find the most cherry break on the nicest, latest model car you can find.
I Note the make, model ,year and stock number.
I Walk in and ask to speak to the used car manager.
I introduce myself.
I tell him I need to show him something as I turn around.
I walk out the door.
He follows me like a puppy.
I point out the break on the car glass and tell him I am going to fix it for him.
He tells me he has someone that he has been using since 2000bc.
I say, I understand and hes very good at what he does, I seen his work while I walked your lot and found this one.
I will not charge you anything and fix it for you at no cost just to show you this, its really cool!
He caves in and gives me the ok.
Before he can think about what just hit him, I show up back in the show room in 5 minutes.
He asks me what I need.
I say,I dont need anything, I just want to show you my work.
He says YOUR DONE?
SMILING ear to ear, I say yes.
He walks out to see for himself.
I walk behind him chuckling under my breath.
He say where was it, I cant find it.
I say thank you, that is the best compliment I can recieve, as I tell him, if you cant find it, I will have to charge you for pointing it out!
He asks me what I charge.
I tell him.
He says, give me one of your cards I will call you.
I say sure, as I point to my clip board and point out the list I made.
At this point he asks me if I want a job selling cars for him but hes too late, when he turns around he finds me 3 cars down the row pointing out another one.
I show him all of them.
He says, what if you break one?
I say nothing and hand him a check made out to his dealership for $300.00 for glass replacement cost.
He looks at me as I put him sound to sleep and says the keys are on the board in the office.
I tell him a joke.
He laughs.
I try not to feel sorry for the other glass techs I put out of buisness.
I thank my maker
I keep my $300.00 check.
I walk out of there with a $300.00 P.O.
I drive off on my goldwing motorcycle with tunes playing.
I reflect.
I want to give myself a raise.
I walk into a busy service dept and I.......................................