Don"t Get Discouraged!!!
Posted: March 28th, 2006, 6:32 pm
Ok let me start by telling you what todays plans were supposed to be. It looked great on paper. wake up at 6:00 get the little one off to school, bring the wife in to work (25 miles away) . cash my next to last check from my previous employer, go to the local printer and hand over the saved file i designed for my business cards, call the state office and file the rest of my paperwork, go to the bank and open my business checking account, print out more iron on transfers for my polo shirts, sew the rest of my NGA/NWRA patches on the sleeves (lends credibility), then donning the shirt i finished yesterday patrol the local businesses and go cold calling till i had to pick up wifey. THAT WAS THE PLAN I SWEAR!!!!!!
here is what actually happened, woke up 6:30 got the little one off to school and the wife to work (she's a manager at the mall). hung around the mall for a30 minutes (it's so peaceful first thing in the morning before opening when all the old mall walkers are out). decidied to get on with the day, went out to the truck, turned the key and NOTHING. this can't be happening i thought, turned the key again NOTHING!!!!!. that's when a flurry of explitives that would have made andrew dice cringe exploded from my mouth. ok i thought just a dirty battery terminal so in i go to sears to buy some much unneeded tools. 2 new battery terminals later and NOTHING. ok now im mad as a midget playing basketball. so i start to think and it seems like the nuetral safety switch is bad so i walk 1/2 mile to the parts store for a new one. back into sears for more tools, 5 miutes later the switch it out of the tranny and the tranny fluid is flowing out at an alarming rate, a quick switch and in she goes. ok all better try the key and NOTHING!!!!! DAMNED IT F@#$%@! son of a @#&^ piece of .... ok you get the picture. next it's back into sears for more tools and i remove the starter ( with alot of scraped knuckles and "why in the hell would they do that !?!?" expressed, when suddenly i hear a SHREEEEK!!! " what in the ...????" i come out from under the truck and there is a woman standing there with her 2 friends laughing and hyperventillating. as it turns out 2 legs protruding from under a parked car surrounded by a pool of red tranny fluid oddly resembles a vehicular homicide LOL. finish removing the starter and crry it 1/2 mile to the parts store to be checked AND IT WAS GOOD. back to the jeep i go. ( if i hadn't just lettered it yesterday i would have burned it). clean the starter terminals reinstall it and.......VROOOOMMM . ..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... the starter terminals were dirty for the love of pete. so now my day is pretty much gone, the wife leaves work soon so it's pointless to leave. i go to the bookstore across from the mall in search of "JAY CONRAD LEVINSON" (Thanks Again Coit). when to my amazement a cadillac escolade with a ding. i rip open my shirt revealing the yellow uppercase S on my chest and leave a card in the drivers door ( a little risky but heck how could the day get any worse?) and after finding my book i return to the mall when ..................
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGG!!!! " good afternoon thank you for calling chip patrol.. we repair what others replace Bill speaking may i help you??" " yes i think you left a card on my truck and i'd like to know how much the service is."
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
yes only one job but that one job was the difference between a bad evening and me being able to take an objective look at the day and realize that with all the turmoil i still made the sale... will be repairing it thursday..
Take the reigns guys your the only one stearing whatever horse you've chosen to ride.
here is what actually happened, woke up 6:30 got the little one off to school and the wife to work (she's a manager at the mall). hung around the mall for a30 minutes (it's so peaceful first thing in the morning before opening when all the old mall walkers are out). decidied to get on with the day, went out to the truck, turned the key and NOTHING. this can't be happening i thought, turned the key again NOTHING!!!!!. that's when a flurry of explitives that would have made andrew dice cringe exploded from my mouth. ok i thought just a dirty battery terminal so in i go to sears to buy some much unneeded tools. 2 new battery terminals later and NOTHING. ok now im mad as a midget playing basketball. so i start to think and it seems like the nuetral safety switch is bad so i walk 1/2 mile to the parts store for a new one. back into sears for more tools, 5 miutes later the switch it out of the tranny and the tranny fluid is flowing out at an alarming rate, a quick switch and in she goes. ok all better try the key and NOTHING!!!!! DAMNED IT F@#$%@! son of a @#&^ piece of .... ok you get the picture. next it's back into sears for more tools and i remove the starter ( with alot of scraped knuckles and "why in the hell would they do that !?!?" expressed, when suddenly i hear a SHREEEEK!!! " what in the ...????" i come out from under the truck and there is a woman standing there with her 2 friends laughing and hyperventillating. as it turns out 2 legs protruding from under a parked car surrounded by a pool of red tranny fluid oddly resembles a vehicular homicide LOL. finish removing the starter and crry it 1/2 mile to the parts store to be checked AND IT WAS GOOD. back to the jeep i go. ( if i hadn't just lettered it yesterday i would have burned it). clean the starter terminals reinstall it and.......VROOOOMMM . ..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... the starter terminals were dirty for the love of pete. so now my day is pretty much gone, the wife leaves work soon so it's pointless to leave. i go to the bookstore across from the mall in search of "JAY CONRAD LEVINSON" (Thanks Again Coit). when to my amazement a cadillac escolade with a ding. i rip open my shirt revealing the yellow uppercase S on my chest and leave a card in the drivers door ( a little risky but heck how could the day get any worse?) and after finding my book i return to the mall when ..................
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGG!!!! " good afternoon thank you for calling chip patrol.. we repair what others replace Bill speaking may i help you??" " yes i think you left a card on my truck and i'd like to know how much the service is."
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
yes only one job but that one job was the difference between a bad evening and me being able to take an objective look at the day and realize that with all the turmoil i still made the sale... will be repairing it thursday..
Take the reigns guys your the only one stearing whatever horse you've chosen to ride.