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Time for a joke
Posted: August 17th, 2011, 2:21 am
by Glasseye
With all this depressing news we are continually getting these days, credit crunch, riots, global warming, etc. etc. I thought it might be nice to have a giggle sometime, so come on with the jokes folks!
My pennys worth for a start. "Yesterday I went to the doctors and told him I was obsessed with doing crosswords. He told me to not get too down about it."
well it's a start dam it!
Re: Time for a joke
Posted: August 17th, 2011, 4:56 pm
by sunshine wr
Did ya hear about the guy who was in an accident and got his whole left side cut-off......... he's all right now !
Re: Time for a joke
Posted: August 20th, 2011, 4:38 am
by ghost rider
How can you tell if your girlfreind is getting too fat?
She fits into your wife's clothes.
Why are most wedding dresses white?
Most kitchen appliances are white.
Go ahead, have your wife read these, I dare ya!
Re: Time for a joke
Posted: August 20th, 2011, 11:36 pm
by Glasseye
My wife always moans at me because I don't buy her anything good for her birthday. This year she said she wanted something that goes from 0 to 150 in seconds. So I bought her some bathroom scales
Re: Time for a joke
Posted: August 22nd, 2011, 6:24 am
by t4k
Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
Re: Time for a joke
Posted: August 22nd, 2011, 6:26 am
by t4k
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Re: Time for a joke
Posted: August 28th, 2011, 9:56 pm
by Glasseye
I needed a password the other day that must have 8 characters. So I chose Snow White and the seven dwarfs