Windshield Repair Forum

Is it bad luck or premature to congratulate you on the up-coming nuptials in October, Jeff?

Congratulations, anyway.

I'm just wondering who the hell is going to be around at one or two in the morning to censure my posts after your marriage?

I can't stand being out of control and I can't stand being un-controllable.

What a dichotomy.

What am I going to do when you are gone?

Or will Delta put a one day delay on posts, maybe?

In a way, this is going to be somewhat disappointing to all or any rebels on this forum.

You will become a satisfied, domesticated Republican.

A well-fed, purrrring cat.

You'll gain more weight; you'll have kids; you'll trade in your Porshe for a van.

You'll pay lower taxes because of your dependents but that will be far outweighed by bills from the dentist and your family doctor.

Keep all your receipts.

Yes, this one is tongue-in-cheek, Jeff.

I know you have had trouble in the past wondering whether or not I'm jerking a chain.

So.

In all seriousness, I think, congratulations and best wishes.

desertstars wrote: I'm just wondering who the hell is going to be around at one or two in the morning to censure my posts after your marriage?

C'mon desertstars, he'll be up all night long with all of those little Higgins kids that will soon be running around.

Heck, maybe he can teach one or two of them how to monitor the forum and assign them as YOUR personal moderator;)

Don't count on it. Even being married Jeff will still be addicted to this forum.
David
Coitster

What gets me is how desertstars is privvy to all of this information. Could he be psychic (not psychotic )? Heck, he probably knows the *** and names of the twins they are going to have in two years

OK what the heck is going on with Jeff? I didn't hear a thing, could I have missed a post? Or was it on the news See what happens when your busy no time for the computer

Happy Repairing

Brian

Jeff is in China teaching a large group of people to fix chips.
Brent and Matt from Delta are watching the forum while he is gone.
David
Coitster

Actually,

I beleive that Repair1 might have been aware of the China trip, but not the pending nuptuals.

It certainly is within our rights to know this info. as Jeff may begin breeding future WSR competition that could/would compete against any/all of us.

Can you tell that the weather is really bad here;)?

Actually, if Brent peruses this post, rather than dealing with non-compete clauses in employment contracts, perhaps a mandatory sterilization clause could suffice;)

does anyone know if jeff will be back for the training?

Jeff will be back Wednesday.

Actually, I'm a psychotic psychic.

Do they have networks in China yet, Jeff?