Dads wit

[Glasseye]

A few quotations about Dads

" My father only hit me once - but he used a volvo" Bob Monkhouse

" I once bought my kids a set of batteries for christmas, with a note saying TOYS NOT INCLUDED " Bernard Manning

" My father told me about the birds and the bees, the liar. I went steady with a Woodpecker until I was 21" Bob Hope

" A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be"

" What makes a man is not the ability to have a child but to raise one" Barack Obama

" I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood" Homer Simpson

and finally -

" The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about 10 miles offshore on Christmas Day, and I used to have to swim back. Extraordinary. It was a ritual. Mind you that wasn't the hard part. The difficult bit was getting out of the sack. John Cleese

[screenman]

Thanks for taking the time to post those here, certainly made me laugh.