Tired??????

[Lee]

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>Why am I so tired?
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>For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
>sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or
>anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason:
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>I'm tired because I'm overworked.
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>Here's why:
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>The population of this country is 273 million.
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>140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
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>There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
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>Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19
>million to do the work.
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>2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with finding the rest of
>Saddam Hussein's followers and Osama.
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>Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
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>Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city
>governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
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>At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, Leaving 1,212,000
>to do the work.
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>Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
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>That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are
>sitting on your butt, at your computer, reading jokes.
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> Nice, real nice.
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