Money,Money,Money

[Lee]

A man wanted to get married.
He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.
So he gives each woman a present of $5,000, and watches to see what each one
does do with the money.

The first does a total make over.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys
several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him
that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him
so much.
The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer,
and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that
she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times
the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a
joint
account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she
loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do
with them.

If you don't send this to five OLD friends right away there will be five
fewer people laughing in the world.